CHEESER!!

From birth Ryder has had a few nicknames. 'ChayChay' - 'BudBud' .. You know where we're going with this. Well, he's got a new one now.. It's CHEESER. Can you guess why? He's master of the cheesey SHIT eating grin I mean look at that. If that doesn't spell trouble. I don't know what does. Yes he's a mess in both pictures because that's how he eats and us moms think it's cute. So there.

We went to the Ritz reunion dealie yesterday. I didn't get many pictures because Bryan thinks that he's the only person allowed to take pictures because his camera is 1 million + dollars and no one else's is. One of the kids is being all cute so I take out my camera too.. His comment 'what are you doing?' Oh I don't know. Trying to take a picture of the creature I carried, birthed, breastfed, wiped butts for and raised for 3 years.. Ya know, just that! He takes them and never uploads them. Not to be vile but PISS on that camera. It's just too inconvenient! I always upload my pics. BAZINGA!

11 days until the 'fun' begins. Ravenna Boys Basketball goes to state!! *insert cheer here* and they win..*but of course* .. (barely). This is my prediction. I will be right, I am always right. My mom is Ms. Cleo (long story) .. So that's the 11th and 12th.. The 13th, we stay overnite in Omaha before flying to San Antonio on the 14th. Hope I don't get murdered down there. Us small town folk are scared of the big cities..Ya'll come back now, ya hear? ;) I kill myself. I kill most of you too.. Otherwise you wouldnt be reading (thank you 4 readers)!! Tell me to get my ass to Hub Pages and get paid for my talent, c'mon. I need a shove. I always 'need a shove'.

Okay. I'm sick. Sick of being sick. Been SICK since Wednesday. Full body aches, lingering cough and blahblahblah. Jordyn has it too. Ryleigh puked again Sunday morning. I know you're supposed to be all cuddling your sick child, but it's really hard when all you can think of is.. 'will she puke in my face?' Puke is gross. I can deal with a lot, but that just tops the cake of all things 'gross'.

In other news. It snowed another inch here last nite. Was FIFTY Friday, now it snows. That disgusts me. I hate snow. HATE. I am DONE WITH THE WHITE STUFF! I'm moving to Florida, you all will miss me, but you can read about it on my blog. Okay, not really because Florida has big bugs and big bugs > snow. Then there's hurricanes > snow and tourists > snow. Tourists are all sorts of irritating, walking around in their fanny packs, visors and disposable cameras. That's why I live in Ravenna now. No tourists. NO PEOPLE there is more in Ravenna than just a cheese plant (I can't believe someone said that, he needs his face shoved.. *calm*).. Anyhow, we have a grocery store, pharmacy, great school, salons, bars, gas stations..You name it. We just don't have a stop light. They're pesky anyway. No one here stops at the Stop Signs.. It's all 'California' stops here. Surprised no one is dead. Someone is dead, just no one from a car crash from not stopping in Ravenna.

I am so ready to go home, but it has to warm up first so I can drive around with the windows down and look cool. I'm fly like that. Like I said, I just love and MISS Grand Forks. Don't go all HOOHAH on me because I said a few good things about R-town. My home is in the Forks. THE GRAND Forks none the less!! When I get home. My confidence soars. It's weird. It's like I'm untouchable there. There are some things I hate here.. Like women who chase married men. Yeah that, it's a town sport I think. Casey Kasem was talking about a celebrity chasing after a man.. 'who's married'.. My first thought 'she should move to Ravenna!!' Haha. Kelly for the kill!

Well, the Olympics are over now so I can actually watch shows I enjoy! Thank God because that's all we do here in Ravenna. Watch TV and make cheese! We are the CHEESERS!! No, that's just Ryder! Maybe that's why this town is full of mice.. Because we be all about the cheese biz! Did you know that the Ravenna cheese plant ONLY makes the cheese that goes into the crust of the cheesey crust pizzas for Pizza Hut ? Next time you eat a slice. Think of me. Think of me looking skinny and blonde too, cause that's how I prefer it.

Gooooooooooooo Biggggggggggggggg Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuue!

GO BIG BLUE!

I'll be at work tonite so receiving the score through texts! In case anyone cares. I will update later. I'm hungry!! Byes!

Oh for those of you interested in my favorite blogger (Michael K). His blog is http://dlisted.com/

It's a Celebrity Blog and has vile language so if you're going to sulk in the corner about an F-Bomb don't bother. I just love his writing style. I think he's my non white gay brother. Seriously.