I may be blonde..

But Im a smart one. Not the ones portrayed in movies. If you think you can pull one over my eyes, think again. I know exactly what you are doing! I'm really starting to miss my peeps and now Bryan is telling me 'he may not have time to bring me to ND..' So then the song 'I would walk 500 miles' by the Proclaimers jumps into my head..' Or the more sophisticated song '1000 miles' by Vanessa Carlton.. Either one works I guess. So what are my plans for today? IDK I have to go to BWW with Bryan and his parents for his birthday .. All I can say is thank GOD I'm not 34, that's old. I wish I could stay 30 forever because that's as old as I would like to get.. Although, I bet my 31st bday will be speeeeeeeeeeeccccccccccccctacccccular!!!!!!!! I will make sure it is. I just don't have the drive for long blog posts anymore.

CAT BUTT FACE!!!!!!!!!!!

You're like, where did that come from? Well, I'm on a new forum and was going through 'abbreviations' and CBF came up and it stands for 'Cat Butt Face' aka the look of disapproval that most mother in laws sport. Is there anything funnier than that?! Nope. You can picture your MIL doing it right now, cant you???

I really have to accomplish some things today, like getting pretty before going into public, putting on my non A-Line skirt that Bryan hates and I should exercise a little so I can look all smokin hot on the side of RiverSide Pool. The last time I was at RSP .. Holds fond memories, those from a friend I wish I would have listened to. Mike, you're a genius!!!!! Even if you are from Montana (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OFFS my eyes are already closing, Im soo tired!! Sleeping with 2 kids = a not good nite sleep!!I gotta get my own room.

Time to go do DAMAGE CONTROL!! See y'all later!! (all one of you).

Oh what a night.. Late July back in '11..

Predicting the future is a hobby of mine. No, not really. If it was I'd be living in a utopia right now. .Not this hell on hell. Hell on hell .. repitition is sexy.. Like me. Ha, fooled ya, bet you would think I have my confidence back, nah. Not after being called FAT last nite. Im tired of it. I am not fat. No Im not perfect because of the kids..DAMNIT Jordyn, Subway, and Burger King..I wear childrens clothes right now (well, not children but I shop in 7-16x) and Im fat. BITEME!!!!
I got the metabolism of a .. high metabolized person, I cannot help this. I blame my mom's side of the family, you should see my uncle and my grandpa when he was alive.. THEN you could look at my little GiGi!! GOD I LOVE MY GRANDMA SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's already baking and freezing cookies for us to come in 40 days.. She's 80!! TOP that!!

Jordyn thinks changing it to July on my phone will make it July faster. Worth a try isnt it?

Ryder is having one of his fits..That kid is going to be the death of me. Please attend my funeral. Cry a little.

I hate this hot weather.. 100 + humidity, lovely. I think I will stay inside for a while. :)

It's like living on a cloud.

A cloud, with a huge fricken 9 on it. That's how I feel right now. Why you ask? Because I'm writing a romance novel (so to speak). That and I have more balls than most men (this is figuratively, not literally - no, I will not show you). Have you ever let out 8 years of pent out anger on someone? If they could bottle that and sell that, they should. Better than ecstacy (not that I know). Sometimes I wonder where my self esteem went and why. I see people looking at me when they think I don't see them.. and either I look really fricken funny or not too shabby. Just for fun, we'll go with the latter. Want a spoiler for my novel? Too bad, you gotta buy the book or.. (stop) self incrimination starting now, self destruct in 3 seconds.. 3-2-1.. **BOOM** No, Im not on drugs, just high on life. A life I can actually live with my eyes open and not just closed. I mean I havent achieved this feat yet, but I will. I assure you. Oh btw, dont sit by me if a romance movie comes on, or I will puke in your face.. or sob uncontrollably. Ya know, fuck Disney anyway.. Making us believe that 'prince charming' is real. He's fake as a Kardashian. Okay fine, I've met 3 PCs in my life and because my mom dropped me on my head as a baby (sorry mom, had to blame someone).. I pushed all three of them away if you want to write me a letter about it, address it to Kelly Wockovich, 101 Regret Street, Regretville, USA. Yeah, smooth move. I bet my mom knows who they are, no one else does though. My mom knows everything, she's fantastic!!!!!!!! :D One hates me (as he should), one likes me (I think and I HOPE because he's the most important) and the other I can't find. I did try to look him up to apologize for being a stupid bitch, but google has failed me. I was going to post who the one I cant find is, but a friend of mine knows him, so I will have to regress. It's Sarah who knows him.. and no .. I am not talking about STEVE. GAG me.. I mean seriously .. He was although,better than Paul. I don't think Ive ever liked anyone named Paul.. So none of them are named Paul. OMGOSH, that is my boss' name, I dont mind Mr. McD.. But he's the only one. I missed you. :P hahaha.. No one gets that, so it's funny. I love inside jokes. I need a date to the twineball parade, anyone? Do you see what's happening here? THIS IS ONE LONG ASS STATUS UPDATE or a series of them, but i have no readers! ;( I will close with a simple 'back off bitch' and I mean it.

I miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Facebook. Haha, you know it. I got off there 14 days ago and I miss it, but I dont feel the 'urge' to go back quite yet. I do however, feel the urge to talk to all of my friends on there. I MISS YOU TOO SARAH!! D. Rohy?!! Should I find a date for that twineball parade?!! Darwin, MN.. Minnesota, damn, I miss you too! :( Want to know my dream last nite? UND vs Gophers for the cup.. It was a cool dream and of course UND won!! There's other Nodakkys here in Ravenna. One of them came in the store yesterday wearing a Fargo shirt and I swooned over it. My eyes got big and my heart beat was a little faster.. You can take the girl outta the north, but you cant take the north out of the girl. Besides, us NORTHERN girls are just sooooooooo much more desirable - so I've been told -- by several Nebraskans so it must be true. Oh btw. I don't even like Fargo (sorry Jen) but it would be a utopia compared to here. Karma is really giving me a beat down lately. That's why I could really use my mom and dad and of course my bffs.. Sarah, Nicole, Crista, Jenn, and then there's the friends with different anatomies (OMG I CANT SPELL THAT WORD - I guess I can, thx SpellCHECK!) but according to my grandpa, because I am married, I cannot have male friends. At all.. Because if my grandma ever had a male friend, he would have been absolutely beside himself. He's so funny, I have the cooolest grandparents ever. EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! I bet your 80 year old grandma cant dance or drink like mine.. and still take care of all 5 (soon to be 7) great grand kids like she did us when she was 50!! When I was writing an about me on Cafemom (replaced facebook) .. I listed there was 9 people I would die for 7 are blood related, 2 are not. Who do YOU think is on the list? Are you one of them? Just so you know if you are reading this I would definitely donate a kidney to you or whatever. I hope that helps!!! <3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDPA!! WE LOVE AND MISS YOU LOTS!!! WISH WE WERE THERE TO EAT CAKE WITH YOU!!!!!!

LOVE, JORDYN, RYLEIGH, RYDER AND KELLY!!!!!!!

I cannot believe my baby girl has graduated KINDERGARTEN!! It seems like just yesterday that I first held her in my arms. It's so bittersweet! Only 12 years and she will graduate HIGH SCHOOL!! I love her so much. She's grown so much this year. Mrs. Cronin is an amazing teacher. She couldn't read at all when she entered class now there's nothing she can't read. She's excelled in ways I've never thought possible. I predict a valedictorian!!!!

WHY do I even TRY?
Jordyn and Mrs. Cronin
Jordyn and Hunter Treffer.
Jordyn and Miss Sue.
Jordyn and Morgyn Fidellke (the competition)
Notice the watch? Nerd!!!
I love my baby girl!!
TYPICAL!!
Receiving that diploma!!
Ravenna Elementary Kindergarten Class 2011 (Mrs. Cronin)

We're still here..

Apparently the world was supposed to end today? What a disappointment!! I wanted to actually be around when it happend. Not die the natural way. Who would want to do that? Ive been off Facebook for 3 days now and I am so wanting to go back. I freaking love facebook.. Why you ask? (in no particular order) Mom, Nicole, RonNancy, Jared, Jeff, Shandi, Farrah, Amber, Sarah, Crista, Jenn. Or I could just say family and friends that I want more than anything to be around (there's another reason but Im keeping that one to myself).. But a writer is supposed to be 'descriptive'. WILL I EVER MAKE MY DREAM AND GET TO WRITE FOR A FREAKING PAYCHECK? C'mon!! I'm good at this!! Marilyn Hagerty has nothing on me. ;) Jurrasic Park is on right now.. and it is thee lamest movie ever written. Are you freaking kidding me? I dated a guy in college that was obsessed with dinosaurs and this movie..He's probably sitting alone on his couch right now with a t-rex doll drinking warm beer. I can remember the appartment he lived in well.. The previous tenants had a cat.. and he used vanilla plug ins.. Smelled like cat piss and VANILLA! Fucking nerd. There is a good dinosaur movie.. THE LAND BEFORE TIME!! I just saw a commercial that Yoplait yogurt is giving away 1 million free containers! Sweet! I eat 4 yogurts a day and Im still dying.. Isnt that supposed to be good for you? I quit eating candybars for 8 hours straight (during work) and nothing has changed.. I think there is a conspiracy theory out against chocolate.. Just saw a commercial.. Women in scanty clothing. .I WOULD LIKE MY FREAKING BODY BACK PLEASE!! I just had it 2 mos ago..If doctors werent idiots they would have it figured out by now.. I wish I was on an episode of Scrubs.. Zach Braff would not let me down. WHY ARM FONDLE ME? (random thought) I become more and more attracted to Zach everyday.. Why? Cause JD would be so cool to be married to (seriously, there is no play on words there). If you can find a nerdy sensitive guy thats actually hot, it's like 'finding gold'. One place I did find gold is.. I have the best mom in the world! She bought me the shoes I wanted.. and is sending them to me, plus I have 2 pairs arriving Monday.. that's THREE pairs of SHOES!!! Or sandals.