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Ryleigh, she's quirky, can ya tell?

Here's Jordyn with her new haircut. Cute huh? Makes her look older though.. I'm not ready for that yet!!

Ryder on the riding lawn mower. Cute, he looks so Wockovich here. Loves it!!

MOVE OVER!!!!!!!!!

Is what I'd love to say to Ryder. The kid is so in my face 24/7 that it makes it hard to breath. Yeah yeah, I love him to pieces, but ya know the whole 3 foot personal space thing? It applies to kids as well. Sometimes. When I want to hold him, he's angry and yelling 'I'm STUCK' at the top of his lungs.. But when I'm trying to Facebook or Blog.. It's a different story. He's breathing in my ear like a dog that's been out in the sun way too long. Dogs sweat through their tongues ya know? It also could have something to do with the huge tonsils the kid possesses. I've cut down my naughty words because grandma and grandpa read my blog! I was going to say 'huge ass' tonsils! ;)



He took a tumble today. Not to put anyone in their grave but it was big one. I was picking up turkey off the floor.. and turned around, there he was in front of the spice cupboard (which is on the counter).. He never goes there. He's always just by the flour/sugar cupboard. Not this time. He ventured over and fell right off. It happened in SLOW MO! I can't even recall how he landed but he didn't even cry for long. Yes. I've checked him for a concussion, he's fine.


I bet I didn't tell you that he shaved his head. Sort of. He got a hold of a razor in the bathtub and 'razed' down his forehead.. Taking hair off with it. No cuts, just hair.. Looks like his hair was cut with one of those pinking shears.. (that is what they are called right)?



Now I feel a little guilty. I was just putting Ryder to bed and asked him for a kiss. He gave me like ten all followed by a 'mwah' sound. So cute, how can I have wanted him out of my way earlier? I am so blessed to have a healthy child.. Both mentally and physically. In fact I have 3 of them. Ryleigh is still convinced she's a princess.. and Jordyn is just Jordyn. If you know her, you get it! I can see them grown up now..

In high school Ryleigh will be the girl wearing a tuell skirt, weird bright tights and some kind of tight long sleeved striped tshirt with unlaced sneakers or knee boots.. Or even uggs. UGH!!!!!!!!!!

Jordyn will dress like a typical girl, jeans, nicer fitted tee and tennis shoes.

Ryder will have the layered look.. But I'm still confused on weather the look will be Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory or Freddy from ICarly?!

He won't go to bed for me!! I put him down and he just gets up right away. No matter what.. I want to put the crib back up so he has no choice!!

I am waiting for Bryan to get home so I can watch the Celebrity Apprentice!! Go Bret!!
Half of the show's fans don't know Bret has only one T in it. Idiots. Holly Peete or whatever her name is.. Is not a celebrity (shoulda been Sharon, battle of the ROCKERS)..Anyway *I* think I'm more of a celebrity than Holly is. Yeah I feel bad for the parents with Autistic kids and it is a wonderful charity, but diabetes is also a big deal. My family has it very big. GO TEAM BRET!! I remember sitting with one of my coworkers at the Royal Fork (she was an odd duck) and she'd just give herself an injection like it was no big deal. My maternal grandma and paternal grandfather have it.

I don't see why everyone hates on the 'Donald' I'm a huge closet fan of the guy.. IDK why. He reminds me of my dad the way he explains things. That's probably why.

So yeah.. I'm going to go watch Scrubs reruns until my husband gets back. Did you know we almost been married 6 years? How the hell did that happen?

I think the word Facebook should be added to the dictionary. That is all.

Random Whining!!

THIS was written last week.. The picture was taken today (May 14). A face only a mother could love! :P

I havent blogged in a while, I bet you're sad. Probably not, but I will try fit a little more writing into each day. It's a cold day. I hate cold days. I have today off from babysitting but I have to work at the store tonite. I seriously could go without that! Ryleigh just brought me the Mother's Day gift she made in pre-k. It's pretty! Has her picture in the middle of a flower made with a pipe cleaner. Nifty huh? It's about time to start thinking about lunch. I have no desire to cook anything today so I might just feed the kids a 'store bought' already made sandwich. Would that make me a bad person? Nah! I will fancy it up like Subway. I'm just so exhaused, it's been a long week! Extra kids do that to you! I will nap it out and hope I wake up refrehsed. I need to be refreshed to take care of my crazy kids. Ryder is especially crazy. He cannnot say the word 'bus' but he can clearly say 'butthead!' That's my son! He keeps teasing me about wanting to train. It's so not funny! I'll bbiab! I have stuff I have to do.

NOW today.. (May 14th)

So it hasnt been that exciting of a day. Not so much to talk about. Jordyn was playing outside and went to jump off her 'friends' bike ramp and she biffed it and scraped up her elbow. Of course that was a fiasco of ultimate proportions!! I spent the time outside playing with Ryder and taking pictures of him.. None which turned out the way I wanted them to. Too much sunlight made them kind of look whited out. Now it's bedtime and no one will sleep. I had Ryder in his crib (which has the side off) and he decided to join his sisters and they were all 'nooooo, we don't want to sleep with him..*piss moan, piss moan*!!' He looked up at me so sweetly with his two fingers in his mouth and I was just heartbroken that his sisters didn't want to cuddle with him.. What the heck is wrong with them?!! Yeah he's a PITA to sleep with but he's my PITA!! PITA = Pain in the ass! ;)

My stomach pains are back.. I'm reluctant to go to the dr. because they just tell me I have a flu and send me out the door. I want Dr. Mann. He is the only dr. in this WORLD worth a damn. If I have to wait til July 17th to see him and pay in FULL. I will!! I'm tired. Going to eat soup and sleep. I will type more tomorrow! Promise!!