This title will of course make sense when I find some AA batteries and post the picture, it's really cute! Trust me! It's Valentine's Day woofreakinghoo.. I got diamonds, candy and flowers.. Oh wait, that was only in my dreams.. Or circa 2002. Bleh, yeah. I'm throwing a pity party. Who wants to come? It's bring your own booze. Only if you share some with me. At least this year was a little better than last. I didn't go in a ditch and I didn't get pulled over by a cop. I didn't work either. Win/win right? Valentine's Day is never romantic anymore. In fact. I think I don't believe in romance anymore at all. You know what really pisses me off? Weddings. They make me sick. Especially watching Melanie marry Phillip on Days. Nathan is way hotter. He reminds me of a certain someone. I won't go there, I don't want to make myself sick or is it sad.. Not sure.. all I know is the word starts with an 'S'. Well, I think I may be sick already. Nauseated from McDonald's. Like that's a first!!
Speaking of weddings, funerals are worse, (okay duh) but honestly. I don't want one. Please just burn me in a huge ass bon fire and forget about it. I don't want someone crying at the pulpit about how I was a mother/daughter/granddaughter/niece/cousin that graduated in '99 and accomplished.. Nothing? Okay, by the time I die I hope to accomplish something more than being world's best mommy (after my own, love ya mom!).. But I'm turning 30.. A little late isn't it? My grandpa told my mom 'she will make something of herself..' Okay, when grandpa? I've had so many dreams. I wanted to be a nurse, a teacher, and a writer. But none seem to be coming true.. Maybe I should be a writing teacher, but I really prefer little kids, so there goes that idea.
The Olympics are on, if only I cared. I think the skiers look so weird. Figure skating is the only event to watch. My favorite figure skater of all time is Scott Hamilton. Wow, that makes me old. I h ave so much to do this week. I have extra kids 4/5 days. I kind of would like a day just for me. But that hasnt happened since July 02, 2004. More pity party. You're lovin' it!
It's only 830 and I'm ready for bed. Maybe I will just 'go there' and forget today. Cleaning the basement is always so exciting. I was down there for 3 hrs and didn't finish. I threw away like 4 boxes and 1 huge bag of toys. Yeah that's a crapload of money down the drain, but well it just had to be done.
I just did spellcheck and I didn't do too bad! I can spell!
Why in the hell would they make a watermelon Tootsie Roll pop? Ew! Weird flavor combination, but I guess. I liked the banana flavor one. Why am I eating the kids candy bouquet? I bought it for them. But you seriously can't let a three and five year old eat that much candy right? Poor Ryder didn't get candy, he got a remote control car!! Zoom Zoom Zoom!! Ohh that made me think of Scrubs and Zach Braff and his Zoom Zoom Zoom. That was the 'oh Snap' of the early 200s!! (on Scrubs anyway) which is seriously undoubtedly my favorite show in the entire world. No matter how shitty of a day I have had. I will always ALWAYS smile when I watch Scrubs. My favorite line from Scrubs is .. and I quote.. Carla: 'Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?' Turk: 'You mean why is there silverware in the PANCAKE drawer Weh heh!!?' How can that not be funny? Runner up is the Big Bang Theory.. Oh my GOD I am head over heels for Sheldon, how can you not be? Bazinga! I know, I have interesting taste. I've heard it before. I will hear it til I die. It's all good. Promise!!
I really really miss Grand Forks! :( I want to go home.
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