BLECH!

Today is already a long day and I woke up an hour ago. Ryder is being a pain in the butt! The kid won't stay out of the fridge. You would think we starve him!! His pot belly says otherwise!! But he is so cute and incredibly smart! He has a vocabulary like none other! He went from saying 'nothing' to saying sentences (well sort of). You can't always understand him unless you're Bryan or myself (with the sentences), but single words are coming out clear as day. They say a child his age has an average of a 50 word vocabulary. Yeah, right. My kid is a genuis and I'm not afraid to say it! His thing is 'trucks', trains, planes, cars.. Ya know.. Anything with wheels. Bryan and I thought it was just TOO funny when we were watching Scrubs and a monster truck came on. He screamed like a little girl!! All boys scream like little girls. It's not a big deal. They grow out of it. Some do.

Today is the first Friday of Lent. FISH! I wish I had a McDonalds here. I guess Tuna Casserole it is! I am a bad Catholic! I forgot to go Wednesday..Well, it was a long day. I never like Wednesdays and the whole calling it 'hump day' is way too cliche for someone like me. I hate cliche!! Maybe the word cliche is what's making me sick this morning. Gotta blame something. I'm not pregnant. Back off!

So tonite the Jays *boys* play Ord. I hope they win. I really do. I would take the kids but I don't think I have the patience. We can watch it HERE on the computer because our school is like 'the only school' to webcast the games..Because WE ARE THE BLUEJAYS!! I giggle to myself at every game as the crowd chants 'bluejay POWER..' because.. Bluejays are really 'pussy' birds. If I think of a POWERFUL bird the eagle comes to mind.. Or maybe a Hawk.. Maybe even a mean ass CROW, but a bluejay? No! Cartoon character at best!

Anyway, I read an article on gfherald.com last nite about Lamoureux being suspended for an 'altercation' that never even took place. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that is BS if I ever read it.. I'm pretty sure the team can still win but you really don't see many suspensions for a non fight. Besides..Aaron Marvin deserves to be taken out on a stretcher. You damn well KNOW as well as I do that he targeted Genoway. I would like to target his ass for taking out my favorite UND hockey player. I REPEAT because Im in Nebraska does not mean I turned 'football'. Actually I have to laugh a little because I was talking to a Nebraskan who actually knew who the UND players were.. I was like 'um, marry me..' Not really cause I'm married and the guy is a complete DOUCHE but ya know. You fall in love with a guy who says 'I'll talk to you later.. I'm doing dishes..' *SWOON*!!

Jordyn just turned on a song that made me think of Bucks!! HELLS YES!!!!!!!! I wanna go home and get my drunk on and dance around like no body's business.. On the stage. Confidence is fun I just got some! Lost 30lbs! That helps!! Now she asks me 'mom, do you like Eminem' uh yeah.. Early nineties Eminem! It just went downhill from there!

Jordyn and Ryleigh are going through Parenting magazine telling me what to buy for NEWBORN babies. I told her 'I'm never having another baby again.. I'd rather rip out my uterus..' She cuts me off by saying 'buy it for Ryder..' Ryder is a little BIG for a bouncy seat!! Now she brings me burnt toast. Lovely. I need a vacation. Please someone! Come and get me!!

Everybody in love, put your hands up = World's most stupid song!!!!! I'm gonna puke on my keyboard!! Wait, Tygr beat me to that many years ago. I miss my cat. :( You know what word I dont like? KITTIES.. That word bothers me.. It should be either kittens or cats.. Not kitties!!

Okay no more being lazy! Time to clean!! <3