We're still here..

Apparently the world was supposed to end today? What a disappointment!! I wanted to actually be around when it happend. Not die the natural way. Who would want to do that? Ive been off Facebook for 3 days now and I am so wanting to go back. I freaking love facebook.. Why you ask? (in no particular order) Mom, Nicole, RonNancy, Jared, Jeff, Shandi, Farrah, Amber, Sarah, Crista, Jenn. Or I could just say family and friends that I want more than anything to be around (there's another reason but Im keeping that one to myself).. But a writer is supposed to be 'descriptive'. WILL I EVER MAKE MY DREAM AND GET TO WRITE FOR A FREAKING PAYCHECK? C'mon!! I'm good at this!! Marilyn Hagerty has nothing on me. ;) Jurrasic Park is on right now.. and it is thee lamest movie ever written. Are you freaking kidding me? I dated a guy in college that was obsessed with dinosaurs and this movie..He's probably sitting alone on his couch right now with a t-rex doll drinking warm beer. I can remember the appartment he lived in well.. The previous tenants had a cat.. and he used vanilla plug ins.. Smelled like cat piss and VANILLA! Fucking nerd. There is a good dinosaur movie.. THE LAND BEFORE TIME!! I just saw a commercial that Yoplait yogurt is giving away 1 million free containers! Sweet! I eat 4 yogurts a day and Im still dying.. Isnt that supposed to be good for you? I quit eating candybars for 8 hours straight (during work) and nothing has changed.. I think there is a conspiracy theory out against chocolate.. Just saw a commercial.. Women in scanty clothing. .I WOULD LIKE MY FREAKING BODY BACK PLEASE!! I just had it 2 mos ago..If doctors werent idiots they would have it figured out by now.. I wish I was on an episode of Scrubs.. Zach Braff would not let me down. WHY ARM FONDLE ME? (random thought) I become more and more attracted to Zach everyday.. Why? Cause JD would be so cool to be married to (seriously, there is no play on words there). If you can find a nerdy sensitive guy thats actually hot, it's like 'finding gold'. One place I did find gold is.. I have the best mom in the world! She bought me the shoes I wanted.. and is sending them to me, plus I have 2 pairs arriving Monday.. that's THREE pairs of SHOES!!! Or sandals.