It's like living on a cloud.

A cloud, with a huge fricken 9 on it. That's how I feel right now. Why you ask? Because I'm writing a romance novel (so to speak). That and I have more balls than most men (this is figuratively, not literally - no, I will not show you). Have you ever let out 8 years of pent out anger on someone? If they could bottle that and sell that, they should. Better than ecstacy (not that I know). Sometimes I wonder where my self esteem went and why. I see people looking at me when they think I don't see them.. and either I look really fricken funny or not too shabby. Just for fun, we'll go with the latter. Want a spoiler for my novel? Too bad, you gotta buy the book or.. (stop) self incrimination starting now, self destruct in 3 seconds.. 3-2-1.. **BOOM** No, Im not on drugs, just high on life. A life I can actually live with my eyes open and not just closed. I mean I havent achieved this feat yet, but I will. I assure you. Oh btw, dont sit by me if a romance movie comes on, or I will puke in your face.. or sob uncontrollably. Ya know, fuck Disney anyway.. Making us believe that 'prince charming' is real. He's fake as a Kardashian. Okay fine, I've met 3 PCs in my life and because my mom dropped me on my head as a baby (sorry mom, had to blame someone).. I pushed all three of them away if you want to write me a letter about it, address it to Kelly Wockovich, 101 Regret Street, Regretville, USA. Yeah, smooth move. I bet my mom knows who they are, no one else does though. My mom knows everything, she's fantastic!!!!!!!! :D One hates me (as he should), one likes me (I think and I HOPE because he's the most important) and the other I can't find. I did try to look him up to apologize for being a stupid bitch, but google has failed me. I was going to post who the one I cant find is, but a friend of mine knows him, so I will have to regress. It's Sarah who knows him.. and no .. I am not talking about STEVE. GAG me.. I mean seriously .. He was although,better than Paul. I don't think Ive ever liked anyone named Paul.. So none of them are named Paul. OMGOSH, that is my boss' name, I dont mind Mr. McD.. But he's the only one. I missed you. :P hahaha.. No one gets that, so it's funny. I love inside jokes. I need a date to the twineball parade, anyone? Do you see what's happening here? THIS IS ONE LONG ASS STATUS UPDATE or a series of them, but i have no readers! ;( I will close with a simple 'back off bitch' and I mean it.