MOVE OVER!!!!!!!!!

Is what I'd love to say to Ryder. The kid is so in my face 24/7 that it makes it hard to breath. Yeah yeah, I love him to pieces, but ya know the whole 3 foot personal space thing? It applies to kids as well. Sometimes. When I want to hold him, he's angry and yelling 'I'm STUCK' at the top of his lungs.. But when I'm trying to Facebook or Blog.. It's a different story. He's breathing in my ear like a dog that's been out in the sun way too long. Dogs sweat through their tongues ya know? It also could have something to do with the huge tonsils the kid possesses. I've cut down my naughty words because grandma and grandpa read my blog! I was going to say 'huge ass' tonsils! ;)



He took a tumble today. Not to put anyone in their grave but it was big one. I was picking up turkey off the floor.. and turned around, there he was in front of the spice cupboard (which is on the counter).. He never goes there. He's always just by the flour/sugar cupboard. Not this time. He ventured over and fell right off. It happened in SLOW MO! I can't even recall how he landed but he didn't even cry for long. Yes. I've checked him for a concussion, he's fine.


I bet I didn't tell you that he shaved his head. Sort of. He got a hold of a razor in the bathtub and 'razed' down his forehead.. Taking hair off with it. No cuts, just hair.. Looks like his hair was cut with one of those pinking shears.. (that is what they are called right)?



Now I feel a little guilty. I was just putting Ryder to bed and asked him for a kiss. He gave me like ten all followed by a 'mwah' sound. So cute, how can I have wanted him out of my way earlier? I am so blessed to have a healthy child.. Both mentally and physically. In fact I have 3 of them. Ryleigh is still convinced she's a princess.. and Jordyn is just Jordyn. If you know her, you get it! I can see them grown up now..

In high school Ryleigh will be the girl wearing a tuell skirt, weird bright tights and some kind of tight long sleeved striped tshirt with unlaced sneakers or knee boots.. Or even uggs. UGH!!!!!!!!!!

Jordyn will dress like a typical girl, jeans, nicer fitted tee and tennis shoes.

Ryder will have the layered look.. But I'm still confused on weather the look will be Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory or Freddy from ICarly?!

He won't go to bed for me!! I put him down and he just gets up right away. No matter what.. I want to put the crib back up so he has no choice!!

I am waiting for Bryan to get home so I can watch the Celebrity Apprentice!! Go Bret!!
Half of the show's fans don't know Bret has only one T in it. Idiots. Holly Peete or whatever her name is.. Is not a celebrity (shoulda been Sharon, battle of the ROCKERS)..Anyway *I* think I'm more of a celebrity than Holly is. Yeah I feel bad for the parents with Autistic kids and it is a wonderful charity, but diabetes is also a big deal. My family has it very big. GO TEAM BRET!! I remember sitting with one of my coworkers at the Royal Fork (she was an odd duck) and she'd just give herself an injection like it was no big deal. My maternal grandma and paternal grandfather have it.

I don't see why everyone hates on the 'Donald' I'm a huge closet fan of the guy.. IDK why. He reminds me of my dad the way he explains things. That's probably why.

So yeah.. I'm going to go watch Scrubs reruns until my husband gets back. Did you know we almost been married 6 years? How the hell did that happen?

I think the word Facebook should be added to the dictionary. That is all.